"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"
Or at least shoot them in the face. Yikes. Double-yikes when you consider that old Dick is the backup finger on the red button. Note to Europe: duck!!!
Actually, this is a politically shrewd move that can only improve Cheney's cred with the troops. Next visit to Iraq, he'll be able to chime in when the boys start swapping hilarious "friendly fire" stories. ("You wiped out a battalion of allies? Well, this one time, I was quail hunting...")
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posted by Havril @ 9:28 p.m. Permalink
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what, we still have nukes aimed at those guys? I guess we have to aim them somewhere and we don't know where Osama is, so...
Ooooooh, Cheney's gonna get suuuued!
We can only hope, Anon. Do you think Halliburton will bankroll a defence fund for him?
Anonymous said...
Ooooooh, Cheney's gonna get suuuued!
It was quail not grouse. Not all birds are named after mountains you can't see through the rain.
Of course, would have been better story if it was Quayle.
Thanks Anon. I'm a Cypress guy myself. I meant to change the bird reference earlier today. See, I was on top the story so soon after it broke that the details were still sketchy. Speed over accuracy is also how I typ.
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