Um, like, excuse me? I didn't say this could be over!

So, right on the eve of what was going to be, bar none, the most hilarious post I or anybody else in my immediate family has done in days, nay, weeks, we get this...

So, I want to say this:

The manner in which my January 14, 2006 blog entry was worded made it seem that Mr. Kinsella had been a party to illegal conduct when this was clearly not the case. I apology without reservation to Mr. Kinsella for that error on my part. [Ottawa Watch]

And this....

February 21, 2006 - Mark Bourrie and I have reached a settlement. At his web site, and here, Bourrie has agreed that the following should be published:

"The manner in which my January 14, 2006 blog entry was worded made it seem that Mr. Kinsella had been a party to illegal conduct when this was clearly not the case. I apologize without reservation to Mr. Kinsella for that error on my part." Mark Bourrie

That should assist in bringing the matter to a close. I won't add any commentary, because everyone who reads this knows what it means. [Kinsella]

So, like, thanks. Am I just chopped liver here? Was anybody going to consult me? Hello... the Sultan. I thought we had an understanding: you feud, I mock, both my regular readers chuckle half-heartedly.

You're acting like you don't even care about what I have invested in this. I mean, I'm the injured party here. Who's apologizing to me?

To Bourrie, I say this: I want my Cheetos back -- with interest! (One of those mini bags of Dorritos would be fine. Maybe a flat of Pepsi. Beef jerky's okay too.)

To Kinsella I say this: See, Warren, just see if I ever give you another idea like the Stockwell Day-Barney gag again. And you can sooo find yourself another studio drummer.

To everybody else I say this: any ideas for a funny post?

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