Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Decapitation is not funny, but Howdy Doody is

The shocking headline: Suspect accused of wanting to behead PM, lawyer claims.

The obvious defence: "My Lord, my client meant he wanted to cut the Prime Minister's hair off, not his whole head. I refer your Lordship to Exhibit 12, "Official Photo of Prime Minister". I mean, really, just look at that mop. Need I say more?"

Count dismissed.


At June 06, 2006 4:45 p.m., Blogger Harding said...

I'm not sure he needs a defence for what soooo many Canadians are already wanting anyway.

At June 06, 2006 6:27 p.m., Blogger Scout said...

i figure harper's hair is his tribute to donald trump. now who wouldn't want to scalp that?

At June 06, 2006 8:23 p.m., Blogger cheezwhiz said...

He doesn't hold a comb to Jean-Pierre.

At June 06, 2006 9:06 p.m., Blogger Havril said...

Harding. "What soooo many Canadians are already wanting anyway"? I really don't know what sex with Mia Kirshner in an igloo has to do with terrorism, but whatever.

Scout. That's The Harper to you.

Cheezwhiz. As in Jean-Pierre Boyer, mulattto President of Haiti from 1818–43? I dunno. Dude had a decent fro, for the time, but if we are talking comb, as in "comb-over" -- he's no Abdelaziz Bouteflika.

At June 06, 2006 9:22 p.m., Blogger Havril said...

In all my flippancy, I negleted to make a further point about this made-in-Canada terrorism business.

Most of the suspects are minors.

See, just see what dangerous means youth resort to when we deprive them of legitimate, peaceful means of political expression? Like, say, donating to Joe Volpe's leadership campaign.

All things are connected, people. Well, that's what my guru says. Uh, and my urologist.

At June 06, 2006 10:06 p.m., Anonymous Cameron said...

I respectfully disagree. Decapitation is funny, when it happens to David Warner. Possibly not when it happens to David Thewlis, but I haven't seen the remake.

At June 06, 2006 11:33 p.m., Blogger Saskboy said...

If he didn't have a head, how would he eat more babies?

But seriously, lock the nutcase up. And that guy who threatened Harper too.

At June 07, 2006 5:31 a.m., Blogger cheezwhiz said...

Havril, It appears to be a club...


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