Okay, this has to be something catchy. "An irreverent, slightly skewed look at the sociopolitical..." No, too bookish. How about... "The missives and musings of a thirty-something Canuck who..." No, too much like an online dating profile. Man, this is a lot of crap. Think. Think. Why do I even bother with this? I hope I don't run out of friggin' spa
The shocking headline: Suspect accused of wanting to behead PM, lawyer claims. The obvious defence: "My Lord, my client meant he wanted to cut the Prime Minister's hair off, not his whole head. I refer your Lordship to Exhibit 12, "Official Photo of Prime Minister". I mean, really, just look at that mop. Need I say more?"
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I'm not sure he needs a defence for what soooo many Canadians are already wanting anyway.
i figure harper's hair is his tribute to donald trump. now who wouldn't want to scalp that?
Harding. "What soooo many Canadians are already wanting anyway"? I really don't know what sex with Mia Kirshner in an igloo has to do with terrorism, but whatever.
Scout. That's The Harper to you.
Cheezwhiz. As in Jean-Pierre Boyer, mulattto President of Haiti from 1818–43? I dunno. Dude had a decent fro, for the time, but if we are talking comb, as in "comb-over" -- he's no Abdelaziz Bouteflika.
In all my flippancy, I negleted to make a further point about this made-in-Canada terrorism business.
Most of the suspects are minors.
See, just see what dangerous means youth resort to when we deprive them of legitimate, peaceful means of political expression? Like, say, donating to Joe Volpe's leadership campaign.
All things are connected, people. Well, that's what my guru says. Uh, and my urologist.
I respectfully disagree. Decapitation is funny, when it happens to David Warner. Possibly not when it happens to David Thewlis, but I haven't seen the remake.
If he didn't have a head, how would he eat more babies?
But seriously, lock the nutcase up. And that guy who threatened Harper too.
Keep up the good work
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