Friday, June 02, 2006

Call me a fire retardant, but...

Toronto-based watchdog group Environmental Defence has issued a report of research showing that Canadian children are contaminated by a 'soup' of potentially toxic industrial chemicals -- including several known or suspected carcinogens, hormone disrupters and neurotoxins.

Which has to be great news for Joe Volpe. Neurotoxins. Might just make a kid do something wonky. You know, like empty his RBC Little Moneybags account to donate $5400 to somebody's leadership campaign.
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12 Comments:

At June 02, 2006 9:44 PM, Blogger Saskboy said...

OK, you're a retardant.

I shouldn't have eaten all those lead chips as a kid.

I should really cut down on my use of MSG Messenger too.

 
At June 02, 2006 11:43 PM, Blogger Scout said...

i always wondered why i have three breasts.
and i've certainly been encouraging my kid to sell her haliburton shares and donate more to politicians. she has three arms.

 
At June 03, 2006 5:51 AM, Blogger Alison said...

saskboy:
You had lead chips when you were a boy? Oh what a fortunate childhood you had. Now when I was a young boy, we considered ourselves lucky to get DDTea.

BTW, did everyone get to see this before Volpe made them shut it down?

 
At June 03, 2006 7:06 AM, Blogger cheezwhiz said...

Has anyone checked the Volpe contributor list for a "Jackson, M."?

 
At June 03, 2006 9:17 AM, Blogger Havril said...

Omnibus response to all you chemical brothers and sisters...

Saskboy. Sticks and stones will break my bones, but hormone disrupters will give me boobies. MSG Messenger: tasty.

Scout. That's hot -- your breasts, not your kid's arms. Has she thought about selling one on the black market? Have you?

Alison. You got DDT as child? We had it so bad, we couldn't afford the extra D, so only got the DTs. Or was that from binge drinking? I wish Volpe would shut me down. Maybe I should call him a scuzzy bastard -- would that do it?

Cheezwhiz. What the hell does Martha Jackson of the Mississippi State Univeristy Yazoo County Extension Service office have to do with Volpe?

 
At June 03, 2006 2:32 PM, Blogger Sheena said...

The only Michael Jackson I know contributes to the Blue vs. Ex leadership race.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson_(beer_expert)

 
At June 03, 2006 2:49 PM, Blogger cheezwhiz said...

"Joe, the two of us need look no more,
We both found what we were looking for..."
(I'm getting a little teary... )

 
At June 03, 2006 9:17 PM, Blogger Scout said...

i put my third breast on e-bay, thanks to havril. so far the bidding's up to 50 cents.

 
At June 04, 2006 5:06 PM, Blogger cheezwhiz said...

I'll trade my two extra fingers for it, Scout !

 
At July 01, 2006 4:22 PM, Blogger Alison said...

Havril you seem to have gotten yourself on some kind of list.

 
At July 01, 2006 9:24 PM, Blogger Havril said...

I won't even bother checking that link, Alison. Must be People magazine's Sexiest Man... again. Sigh. This face. These abs. What's a guy to do?

 
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