Call me a fire retardant, but...
Toronto-based watchdog group Environmental Defence has issued a report of research showing that Canadian children are contaminated by a 'soup' of potentially toxic industrial chemicals -- including several known or suspected carcinogens, hormone disrupters and neurotoxins.
Which has to be great news for Joe Volpe. Neurotoxins. Might just make a kid do something wonky. You know, like empty his RBC Little Moneybags account to donate $5400 to somebody's leadership campaign.
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posted by Havril @ 7:10 a.m. Permalink
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8 Comments:
OK, you're a retardant.
I shouldn't have eaten all those lead chips as a kid.
I should really cut down on my use of MSG Messenger too.
i always wondered why i have three breasts.
and i've certainly been encouraging my kid to sell her haliburton shares and donate more to politicians. she has three arms.
saskboy:
You had lead chips when you were a boy? Oh what a fortunate childhood you had. Now when I was a young boy, we considered ourselves lucky to get DDTea.
BTW, did everyone get to see this before Volpe made them shut it down?
Omnibus response to all you chemical brothers and sisters...
Saskboy. Sticks and stones will break my bones, but hormone disrupters will give me boobies. MSG Messenger: tasty.
Scout. That's hot -- your breasts, not your kid's arms. Has she thought about selling one on the black market? Have you?
Alison. You got DDT as child? We had it so bad, we couldn't afford the extra D, so only got the DTs. Or was that from binge drinking? I wish Volpe would shut me down. Maybe I should call him a scuzzy bastard -- would that do it?
Cheezwhiz. What the hell does Martha Jackson of the Mississippi State Univeristy Yazoo County Extension Service office have to do with Volpe?
The only Michael Jackson I know contributes to the Blue vs. Ex leadership race.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson_(beer_expert)
i put my third breast on e-bay, thanks to havril. so far the bidding's up to 50 cents.
Havril you seem to have gotten yourself on some kind of list.
I won't even bother checking that link, Alison. Must be People magazine's Sexiest Man... again. Sigh. This face. These abs. What's a guy to do?
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