Actually, it's a collection of things
As excuses go, that was pretty bad. I'm ashamed I even went there. So let me be clear: my recent lack of posts and the death of Slobodan Milosevic are unconnected.
No, it was the death of Luna the mischievous whale. Yeah, that's what's got me all messed up. It's not that I'm still all broken up about Luna's untimely, um, pureeing. Don't get me wrong, I was sad. But then my sadness was replaced by a chilling thought: Did he have a mate we didn't know about, one that's now lurking in the cold, dark waters of the South Coast, plotting murderous revenge on the inhabitants of Gold River or Victoria or... Vancouver?!
Could happen. Remember that movie Orca? That whale burned down a town. A whole frigging town!
Anyway, that's why I haven't been blogging. Or bathing. Water. Orcas. Not safe.
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posted by Havril @ 9:44 p.m. Permalink
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10 Comments:
OMG. It's already happening.
I believe it. In Jaws 3D the shark got out of the tank and swam through the air eating people. He took a big bite out of Michael Caine.
Wait a minute... I may be mixing this movie up with the Muppets...
Anyway, you shouldn't piss off big fish!
Harding
Um, I don't mean to be critical, Harding, but an Orca is NOT a fish. It's an amphibian.
No it ain't, it is a Mammal, a very large Mammal like me and our Prime Minister. See here http://www.canada.com/saskatoonstarphoenix/news/story.html?id=f989abfb-4827-4fb1-bdae-3be143e727a2&k=35450
Ya, what the hell happened to Harper in since the election. He plumped up like one of those frozen Pilsbury croissants. I know he's been holed up in his office avoiding the press, and i guess excercise. Couldn't he pace around while he was in there.
Mammal, amphibian, whatever -- they're all still insects.
Dief. If not pace, he could at least work on having shiftier eyes. Burns more calories than you'd think. That's how George Bush keeps trim. That and sauntering. Sauntering activates the glutes.
Poor Luna. Anyway, pass the sake and shoyu- it's a sushi party!!!!!!!!
Sushi party? With Luna? K-dough, you are a monster. Every whale-lover out there knows perfectly well that orca goes best as sashimi or grilled.
Or creamed, on toast. I think they call it Shamu on a shingle.
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