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Okay, this has to be something catchy. "An irreverent, slightly skewed look at the sociopolitical..." No, too bookish. How about... "The missives and musings of a thirty-something Canuck who..." No, too much like an online dating profile. Man, this is a lot of crap. Think. Think. Why do I even bother with this? I hope I don't run out of friggin' spa
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Tumbled off the wagon again eh?
Look. It is really hard for me to offer support this time. Remember last time? I took you in from the cold. I went to the store to get you some chicken soup and gingerale, and when I got back you were gone. So were all my hockey cards and my authentic 1978 Love Gun series Kiss dolls. You pawned my memories just to buy more dope.
Here's my number. 555-555=-5555, Call me if you need a friend over the weekend.
and here's my number: 42
(I got in early)
In beautiful (if rainy) British Columbia? What happened to global warming?
BTW Hav-they are forecasting a balmy 16 degrees today here in the Centre of the Universe. It's fittlingly hot like Hades!
K-dough.
1) I'm so getting a new NA sponsor.
2) FYI, I still have your friggin Kiss dolls... which you can have back when I get my Boba Fett action figure AND my Colecovision.
3) The last time I called a number you gave me, somebody named Trixy answered, and she wanted $3.99/minute to talk to me. An hour and $240 later, I realized she didn't know you at all, but she said she would pretend to for an extra $0.99 per hour. I was so mad, I almost hung up right there.
scw... Dig the edgy name. Calling you right now. Cheers, Hashvril.
ohts. This was some freakish weather for the Wet Coast. All in the course of the same day, I saw snow, rain, hail (and, if I'm not mistaken, wolverine dung) falling from the sky. We've sunned up and dried out for now, but the daffodils in my backyard aren't out of danger yet. (You have a problem with daffodils?)
But apparently we bucked the trend, 'cause it was reported today that Canada as a whole has so far suffered its warmest winter on record.
Now, that could be global warming. Or just maybe it's a CIA plot to undermine our international ice hockey program. I'm not sure how you guys are doing it, but I'm picturing thousands of north-facing space heaters (cleverly disguised as rocks, trees and Minnesotans) lined up at the 49th parallel.
All I can say is you're damned lucky I look so buff in a tank top.
Hey Havril,
Thanks for adding me to your blogroll. It's really appreciated.
Don't mention it, Dief. I'm diggin' your jowledness. Anyway, since I've not been posting much recently, I might as well direct my millions of impatient readers to someobody who is.
Oops. Did I say "millions"? I meant dozens. I made the same mistake at Tim Hortons the other day. Pissed them off to no end.
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