Okay, this has to be something catchy. "An irreverent, slightly skewed look at the sociopolitical..." No, too bookish. How about... "The missives and musings of a thirty-something Canuck who..." No, too much like an online dating profile. Man, this is a lot of crap. Think. Think. Why do I even bother with this? I hope I don't run out of friggin' spa
Well, not really. But the mental images this conjured up ruined my breakfast. Well, not so much 'ruined' as 'brought back up in vomitous form'. Is it possible to have the willies and the heebie-jeebies at the same time?
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Peter MacKay, the sexiest man in Canadian politics? I thought it was one of these guys. http://www.sematopia.com/images/polit_small.jpg
Hey, Atilla. Well, Gilles for sure. Hair nets are damn sexy. And we all know how sexy Stephen Harper is. Well, at least to dubbya. Speaking of which, with all this Petey-Condi talk, I guess I'm going to have to do a new kissy photo -- but this time, maybe I won't need PhotoShop. Just a night vision camera.
i follwed your link......EW BLECH YUCK BARF RETCH BARF-BURP SHART EAR WAX
and carrot top is stupid, lame, and what the hell were they trying to prove with all that anyways, it was not funny!!!
but i like carrot juice. whew, lucky i remembere cause i haven't ranted so much in a long time. i'll close the vent now.
wait, wait, wait, i forgot you have word verification.....RANT RANT RANT RANT!
there.
NEXT!!!!
Next? Oh, I'm supposed to keep blogging. I get it, like a regular sort of deal. Okay. I'll throw something together.
whew....ya.....some of us feed on ya havril, we need your humour!!!! oh oh, don''t take that as pressure, wait yes do if you work best under pressure.
Peter Mackay? I saw Monte Solberg in the Calgary airport on Sunday. My heart fluttered.
(ha) I think he winked at me. Maybe he knew we were both supposed to be in church.
Um, William... aren't you, like, a recently married man? You shouldn't be fluttering over strangers.
hmmmm. well, to each his own.
havril, yoo hoo, oh havril!!! new post? i'll give you a dime, littel boy.
i give up.
Ah, shucks, don't give up all hope, Scout. I'll have something worthwhile to say eventually. This week for sure. Or maybe the week after. By the end of this fiscal quarter at the latest.
and here i am foolishly checking back in!!!! look hav, what about a story on why chickens don't have lips? or give us a dead link. something...something before the cons claim armegeddon.
You've been nominated for the CBA06 at http://cba.myblahg.com/thankyou.html
Saskboy. Well slap my ass and call me redfaced. If you had anything to do with that ill-advised nomination, thanks. Too bad they don't have a category for 'least likely to post on a regular basis' -- I'd be a shoe in. Hey, should I be buying a new swimsuit?
ha, i noticed you'd been nominated at the site. congrats! i'd vote for ya, and yes they need a category like 'best havril look-alike for comedy and irregularity'.
you need some more titles.
How about:
How ingrown toenails led to the Defense of Religion Act
I'm as lost as a dildo in Texas
Just Give Mr Crabby Ass Harper His Bitchy Pills Already
Men Are Like Floor Tiles
How Belinda Became Tie's Beard
No? Okay, how about:
Drudge Uncovers the Seamy Side of the Hairpiece Industry
Hastert to Dress Up as Coulter on Halloween
oh never mind, I need to get back on my meds (that was a comment but could also be a working title)
Thanks, Empire. I think I saw several of those titles at the VIFF. Let's see what I do with those with a bellly full of turkey.
What's the VIFF?
Vancouver International Film Festival, empirecookie. That, or Very Intriguing Fetish Foundation. Sometimes I get confused. I dress in latex for both, so...
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