Thursday, September 14, 2006

Working Title 4: Carrot Cake Ruined My Life

Well, not really. But the mental images this conjured up ruined my breakfast. Well, not so much 'ruined' as 'brought back up in vomitous form'. Is it possible to have the willies and the heebie-jeebies at the same time?

And, by the way, Carrot Top ruined my life. Hate that guy. Something about the eybrows.
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20 Comments:

At September 14, 2006 2:03 PM, Blogger Attila Vass said...

Peter MacKay, the sexiest man in Canadian politics? I thought it was one of these guys. http://www.sematopia.com/images/polit_small.jpg

 
At September 14, 2006 2:13 PM, Blogger Havril said...

Hey, Atilla. Well, Gilles for sure. Hair nets are damn sexy. And we all know how sexy Stephen Harper is. Well, at least to dubbya. Speaking of which, with all this Petey-Condi talk, I guess I'm going to have to do a new kissy photo -- but this time, maybe I won't need PhotoShop. Just a night vision camera.

 
At September 14, 2006 11:40 PM, Blogger Scout said...

i follwed your link......EW BLECH YUCK BARF RETCH BARF-BURP SHART EAR WAX


and carrot top is stupid, lame, and what the hell were they trying to prove with all that anyways, it was not funny!!!

but i like carrot juice. whew, lucky i remembere cause i haven't ranted so much in a long time. i'll close the vent now.

wait, wait, wait, i forgot you have word verification.....RANT RANT RANT RANT!

there.

 
At September 23, 2006 10:06 AM, Blogger Scout said...

NEXT!!!!

 
At September 24, 2006 5:52 PM, Blogger Havril said...

Next? Oh, I'm supposed to keep blogging. I get it, like a regular sort of deal. Okay. I'll throw something together.

 
At September 25, 2006 8:57 AM, Blogger Scout said...

whew....ya.....some of us feed on ya havril, we need your humour!!!! oh oh, don''t take that as pressure, wait yes do if you work best under pressure.

 
At September 26, 2006 7:59 AM, Anonymous William said...

Peter Mackay? I saw Monte Solberg in the Calgary airport on Sunday. My heart fluttered.

(ha) I think he winked at me. Maybe he knew we were both supposed to be in church.

 
At September 26, 2006 7:19 PM, Blogger Havril said...

Um, William... aren't you, like, a recently married man? You shouldn't be fluttering over strangers.

 
At September 27, 2006 11:17 PM, Blogger Scout said...

hmmmm. well, to each his own.

havril, yoo hoo, oh havril!!! new post? i'll give you a dime, littel boy.

 
At September 30, 2006 9:09 PM, Blogger Scout said...

i give up.

 
At October 01, 2006 7:51 PM, Blogger Havril said...

Ah, shucks, don't give up all hope, Scout. I'll have something worthwhile to say eventually. This week for sure. Or maybe the week after. By the end of this fiscal quarter at the latest.

 
At October 01, 2006 8:55 PM, Blogger Scout said...

and here i am foolishly checking back in!!!! look hav, what about a story on why chickens don't have lips? or give us a dead link. something...something before the cons claim armegeddon.

 
At October 01, 2006 11:27 PM, Blogger Saskboy said...

You've been nominated for the CBA06 at http://cba.myblahg.com/thankyou.html

 
At October 02, 2006 9:40 AM, Blogger Havril said...

Saskboy. Well slap my ass and call me redfaced. If you had anything to do with that ill-advised nomination, thanks. Too bad they don't have a category for 'least likely to post on a regular basis' -- I'd be a shoe in. Hey, should I be buying a new swimsuit?

 
At October 03, 2006 8:15 AM, Blogger Scout said...

ha, i noticed you'd been nominated at the site. congrats! i'd vote for ya, and yes they need a category like 'best havril look-alike for comedy and irregularity'.

 
At October 04, 2006 2:56 PM, Anonymous empirecookie said...

you need some more titles.

How about:

How ingrown toenails led to the Defense of Religion Act

I'm as lost as a dildo in Texas

Just Give Mr Crabby Ass Harper His Bitchy Pills Already

Men Are Like Floor Tiles

How Belinda Became Tie's Beard

 
At October 06, 2006 11:07 AM, Anonymous empirecookie said...

No? Okay, how about:

Drudge Uncovers the Seamy Side of the Hairpiece Industry

Hastert to Dress Up as Coulter on Halloween

oh never mind, I need to get back on my meds (that was a comment but could also be a working title)

 
At October 06, 2006 10:22 PM, Blogger Havril said...

Thanks, Empire. I think I saw several of those titles at the VIFF. Let's see what I do with those with a bellly full of turkey.

 
At October 17, 2006 5:56 PM, Anonymous empirecookie said...

What's the VIFF?

 
At October 18, 2006 6:16 PM, Blogger Havril said...

Vancouver International Film Festival, empirecookie. That, or Very Intriguing Fetish Foundation. Sometimes I get confused. I dress in latex for both, so...

 

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