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havril, where did you go?Merry (belated) Christmas...

2006-12-28T13:21:00.000-08:00

havril, where did you go?

Merry (belated) Christmas, wherever you are.

happy havril christmas! aloha, blogging bro....ho...

2006-12-25T02:24:00.000-08:00

happy havril christmas! aloha, blogging bro....hope yer putting yer feet up long and hard for the holidays!!!!

Christmas is coming. Is more blog content too?

2006-12-19T18:58:00.000-08:00

Christmas is coming. Is more blog content too?

so what are we going to have to do now to get anot...

2006-12-10T00:08:00.000-08:00

so what are we going to have to do now to get another post out of you?

let's see.......the old 'suggest a topic' routine? we'll need procrastinatrix for that one. how about a bribe? victoria's secret is supposed to be coming to town promoting her anti-pulp/pro cariboo campaign. i have a friend who has a friend who has a friend who knows her and maybe i could fix you up.

alison, we need to keep things quiet from rami nex...

2006-12-04T18:41:00.000-08:00

alison, we need to keep things quiet from rami next round!!!

havril, you look very , er, pretty in your gown at the awards.

Scout : Don't you worry, girl. I don't think you'r...

2006-12-02T21:59:00.000-08:00

Scout : Don't you worry, girl. I don't think you're going to need it, but if it comes to it, we'll have us a Round Four - and this is the clever part - we won't tell Mercer about it.

havril, you're asking a cereal killer to stay away...

2006-12-02T14:40:00.000-08:00

havril, you're asking a cereal killer to stay away from your mom? i'll get her raisin bran , just like i got your gran's porridge.

and yes, round three coming up with 'stefane and celine the minx' and 'iggy dishelleved' in the top running. get your emails out NOW to the comedy clubs for votes.....don't forget to use the 'n' word. 'nice', it stands for nice.

btw, even though mercer will take first, i'll never concede, not even as an honourabley mentioned. he can just, he can.......i'm sorry, i'm in tears and just walked out of the awards theatre. my mascara ran all over my new value village gown.

What? There's a round three? Saskboy, tell Mom she...

2006-12-02T08:08:00.000-08:00

What? There's a round three? Saskboy, tell Mom she can come back to work. Scout, you just stay away from her.

You can't give up now, Havril - there's still Roun...

2006-12-01T23:42:00.000-08:00

You can't give up now, Havril - there's still Round 3 to go and we don't yet know how many of those disappointed Vancouver Housing delegates will be crossing the floor for you.
Have you thought about live-blogging the results as they come in?

If the Professor doesn't hit some of those angst b...

2006-12-01T23:24:00.000-08:00

If the Professor doesn't hit some of those angst bloggers with a clue stick in the computer room, I'm going to barf.

havril, you weren't supposed to know i killed your...

2006-12-01T19:31:00.000-08:00

havril, you weren't supposed to know i killed your grandmother!!!! you were supposed to think it was mrs. peacock with a lead pipe, in the kitchen.

Shit. I just learned that voting is closed. My cam...

2006-12-01T14:01:00.000-08:00

Shit. I just learned that voting is closed. My campaign manager is so fired. No, I mean it, Mom. Hit the road.

Sigh. And after all the work I put into my other campaing ads. One was a twist on Letterman's "Trump or Monkey?" game, called "Rick or Borat?". Another, featuring a kd lang lookalike, centred around the slogan "the Minx Stinks".

And, yes, I was working on one (it was only in the development stage) involving Harper Valley, detailing all the circumstantial evidence pointing to the conclusion that Scout killed my grandmother. Hey, all's fair in love, war, and blogging.

Oh, well. There's always next year. And the NHL All Star Game voting. I'm so going to drag Luongo's name though the mud.

So remember, folks - cast your ballot for Havril b...

2006-12-01T04:37:00.000-08:00

So remember, folks - cast your ballot for Havril by writing his name in the parking lot before all the snow is gone. I suggest a combination of Guiness and one of those new joined-up hand-writing fonts but your footage may vary.

If there's any cause worth fighting it's one that ...

2006-11-29T16:38:00.000-08:00

If there's any cause worth fighting it's one that can't be won. I think George Bush said something like that once. You have my vote Havril.

monsieur-k....in that case i'll pose naked. and ha...

2006-11-28T00:26:00.000-08:00

monsieur-k....in that case i'll pose naked.

and havril, go away, i only came here to watch the video again. shit, i blew it, why didn't i just lurk?

I need a committee too.

2006-11-27T18:31:00.000-08:00

I need a committee too.

Scout- you said: "is this what it takes to get vot...

2006-11-27T17:12:00.000-08:00

Scout- you said: "is this what it takes to get votes? voting for the unvotable?"

I say: yes. how do you think political parties get into power in Canada? the unvotable are usually the guys opposite the guys you think should burn in hell: therefore, votes galore baby!

Hav- we have never addressed the fact that you did not call me when you were in Ontario to have a drink.

ok girlfriend, spill.

but,but....if you turn on me what am i going to do...

2006-11-27T14:08:00.000-08:00

but,but....if you turn on me what am i going to do with the czeck? surely you can't keep her if you cross the floor, and my place is too small. it's not that i'm obsessed with steve, it's just that i'm obsessed with him. i'll make fun of anyone, honest.

k-dough said he'll give me a full page spread as long as i'm not naked. is this what it takes to get votes? voting for the unvotable? sheesh, what a world.

I've already picked Disturbed's cover of Tears for...

2006-11-27T12:55:00.000-08:00

I've already picked Disturbed's cover of Tears for Fears' Shout as my campaign song.

Scout: It's a dog-eat-dog world, my photoshopping ...

2006-11-27T12:51:00.000-08:00

Scout: It's a dog-eat-dog world, my photoshopping friend. I endorse you today, but I may turn on you tomorrow. I'm thinking your unhealthy obsession with a certain guy named Stephen is ripe for some fearmongering.

K-dough: I think there's still time to add you to the ticket. I'll let you pick the tunes on the bandwagon.

Hey! I wasn't even nominated. I need the votes way...

2006-11-27T12:26:00.000-08:00

Hey! I wasn't even nominated. I need the votes way more than you. Vote for me!

hahahahahaha!!!!! now others will know why i was s...

2006-11-27T10:46:00.000-08:00

hahahahahaha!!!!! now others will know why i was so ticked off you didn't make it to the finals, and in fact, i had conceded to you before the final results of round one.

thanks for the endorsement and your czech is in the mailorder....she's a fiesty little thing and i chose her for you becuase she's small and the postage was cheaper.

as for your asking on another blog if it's ok to eat the snow......yes, and if it's yellow, just add sugar.