Comments on [insert something clever]: WWRD

Can I take that picture into the shower with me?

2006-11-23T07:48:00.000-08:00

Can I take that picture into the shower with me?

Such lewdness from you all. Please, take a cold sh...

2006-11-22T23:14:00.000-08:00

Such lewdness from you all. Please, take a cold shower or imagine the Prime Minister in that Kimono.

Talk about super effective birth control!

2006-11-22T22:54:00.000-08:00

Talk about super effective birth control!

oh and saskboy, get on over here with your greased...

2006-11-22T21:50:00.000-08:00

oh and saskboy, get on over here with your greased up nipples. havril's agreed to a menage between the three of us (was that redundant or what?) as part of his promo contract. mind you i had to agree to a paper bag over my head....or was that my entire body?

anways, looks like this blog award thing could be more fun then anticipated.......and we all have to work together to overthrow mercer (damn you, cbc!) and raymink or whatever her face is. she's got product!!! sheena's suggesting we do the same. but will i go run of the mill t-shirts like her? no way, it's steve autographed butt plugs or nothing.

mind you, rumour says havril's going for condoms with his face on the end. i'll order a half dozen for xmas presents.

dirty and cheap? you're hired....bring your own l...

2006-11-22T21:41:00.000-08:00

dirty and cheap? you're hired....bring your own lunch.

very gracious of you havril. oh btw, vito will b...

2006-11-22T21:27:00.000-08:00

very gracious of you havril. oh btw, vito will be over later to break your legs.

Thanks Havril, I'll be needing your services.

2006-11-22T21:20:00.000-08:00

Thanks Havril, I'll be needing your services.

Oh, and congrats to Scout. And to Saskboy -- I jus...

2006-11-22T16:17:00.000-08:00

Oh, and congrats to Scout. And to Saskboy -- I just saw the "progressive" category. I'll be in touch shortly re: whoring out my campaigning services to one or both of you. I work dirty and cheap.

Snap! I so kicked Ottawonk's ass. It was that fina...

2006-11-22T16:14:00.000-08:00

Snap! I so kicked Ottawonk's ass. It was that final get-out-the-vote push that put me over the top. That, and I have exactly 9 cousins.

Congrats Scout, and sorry to Ottawonk and Havril -...

2006-11-22T16:04:00.000-08:00

Congrats Scout, and sorry to Ottawonk and Havril - better luck next year.

I hope for your continued support, as I work my grease nipples to the final.

grease nipples :)who cares about blogging awards w...

2006-11-21T21:46:00.000-08:00

grease nipples :)

who cares about blogging awards when there's greasy nipples around?

Ottawonk: You and the Krystchyld can concede all y...

2006-11-21T20:56:00.000-08:00

Ottawonk: You and the Krystchyld can concede all you want, dude, but I just figured out I have MovieMaker on my PC, so if we both make it to round two, I'm still going way negative on your fed ass. And Mercer's. Prepare to meet your Willie Horton.

ok, so CBA voting isn't closed yet but we're total...

2006-11-21T19:30:00.000-08:00

ok, so CBA voting isn't closed yet but we're totally ready to concede. havril, you may have won some lame-ass award, but we have won something much, much better: the love of jeebus! that's right, hide your face in your hand with shame, because all your so-called "popularity" and "bitches" make the baby jeebus cry. and we'll see who's laughing when we're chilling with our 70 virgins and you're making cheap snarky jokes about the dear leader steve with rick mercer down in hell.

Err, I meant my car's grease nipples. I.. ah.. don...

2006-11-21T12:40:00.000-08:00

Err, I meant my car's grease nipples. I.. ah.. don't have any of those personally.

All this talk of auto-motive abuse has me feeling ...

2006-11-21T12:39:00.000-08:00

All this talk of auto-motive abuse has me feeling a little like touching my grease nipples. I just lovvve the autowork.

come on, come on....stevie only goes for stanfield...

2006-11-20T23:49:00.000-08:00

come on, come on....stevie only goes for stanfields. mind you his have skid marks on them from all his recent diplomatic faux pas....or is that fake paws?

id like a pair of petery makay gaunch.....a jock with cup would look great on me....you know , that certain middle aged woman flair. gender bender at it's rugby finest, and i could start calling all the women on bowen 'dogs'.

i think it's late ....and i have an appointment tomorrow to remove havril's plastic applicators. lucky the strings are still on them. last time he had me over to change his brake pads with wings, and that was no easy feet....i kept snorting brake lines then dropping battery acid. but the u-joints were good, even if they were hard to light.

Procrast: That is a sweet idea. Of course, the ans...

2006-11-20T20:41:00.000-08:00

Procrast: That is a sweet idea. Of course, the answer to WWRD is always "defer to Stevie," which might cramp your style just a bit.

I wouldn't mind getting some WWRD underwear.

2006-11-20T20:14:00.000-08:00

I wouldn't mind getting some WWRD underwear.

Why I oughtta sick Gainer and a thousand other gop...

2006-11-20T16:50:00.000-08:00

Why I oughtta sick Gainer and a thousand other gophers on your for slagging our slag hill!

Saskboy: "Dontcha' know that Mt. Blackstrap gets ...

2006-11-20T16:46:00.000-08:00

Saskboy:

"Dontcha' know that Mt. Blackstrap gets in the way of that kind of photo?"

What? That machine-groomed slag pile? Not if you are taller than 5'9" it doesn't. Happy boarding on the bunny hill. Wait -- it's all bunny hill.

Dontcha' know that Mt. Blackstrap gets in the way ...

2006-11-20T15:58:00.000-08:00

Dontcha' know that Mt. Blackstrap gets in the way of that kind of photo?

Anth.Well, you have a fine blog there, no doubt ab...

2006-11-20T14:48:00.000-08:00

Anth.

Well, you have a fine blog there, no doubt about that. But it's still a toss up.

You see, you have given me gratuitous praise. Which is nice.

But Saskboy, he already sent me sent me something tangible. It was this really cool picture of the Regina skyline, that he took from downtown Saskatoon. (Get it, 'cause, like, Saskatchewan is so flat. They can't all be gold.)

And Alison, she sent me a limited edition print of her famous Guy from the Village People Puncturing Sack of Ketchupwork. So vivid. So tomatoey. I already have it up in my kitchen.

So, I have to decide: do words trump wealth? Does swagger beat swag?

You're more then welcome. If at all possible can y...

2006-11-20T14:28:00.000-08:00

You're more then welcome. If at all possible can you vote for me as the best Progressive blogger?

Saskboy: I won't be silenced. I'll talk over th...

2006-11-20T11:09:00.000-08:00

Saskboy:
I won't be silenced. I'll talk over the music, use a megaphone if my mic gets cut. And, so, help me, I'll freakin' body-slam Billy Crystal if he even lays a finger on me. The man's a comedic genius, but I could totally take him in a fight.

Now that the coffee's back on in my corner of storm-ravaged Greater Vancouver, I'll sit down and read your whole doctor post -- until the first reference to a prostate exam comes up, then I'm out.

Scout:
I dunno about pads. I think tampons are best for clean, penetrating bullet wounds. I came from a rough 'hood. I still have three plastic applicators lodged in my side.

Alison:
You could have told me your opinion on the CBAs before I spent $500 on IP cloaking equipment -- to vote repeateldy for you!

You are right about the tie. Classic is best.

And by the way, 'gravitas' is, like, one of my favourite words.

Anth:
Well, not the best. One of the best, sure. Top 3 in the world, perhaps. Shit, who am I kidding? I am the best. Thanks for noticing.

You are the best.

2006-11-20T04:12:00.000-08:00

You are the best.