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Hav, I hav missed you. Welcome back.

2006-09-11T21:27:00.000-07:00

Hav, I hav missed you. Welcome back.

Gozogeek. I recognize that font... you're my old w...

2006-09-01T09:46:00.000-07:00

Gozogeek. I recognize that font... you're my old warden, aren't you?!

In case anyone is wondering, Gozo's comments about my having an in with devotees of public nudity refers to, I assume, an anti-grizzly hunt protest group I lead in the early 90's called "Baring for Bears". It was hastily disbanded after an unfortunate encounter with a patch of thistle a backcountry march. The humanity, my god, the humanity.

"Scout said... but, but, havril.....if there's ...

2006-09-01T09:26:00.000-07:00

"Scout said...

but, but, havril.....if there's nude funerals, surely there must be nude burials. does this mean naked ash spreading too?"

Scout: Methinks that if you practice spreading your ash when naked you had better not be in the communal shower of cell block D at Stony Mountain.

I also think Havril could write a book on Public Nudity and likely would if he could get past the in depth interviews with devotees of the practice.

Good post Scout. Way to go Havril, welcome back.

GozoGeek

Welcome back, Havril. I have some Canadian Tire m...

2006-09-01T06:09:00.000-07:00

Welcome back, Havril. I have some Canadian Tire money...

hav, alison and i live on the same island. i've b...

2006-08-31T22:08:00.000-07:00

hav, alison and i live on the same island. i've been here 20 years, she's been here , i don't know, 25 or 30. but i did ride over on the back of a deer to see her.

ya, a post a week would be good, i'd get my dose of havril (much needed). i'll google around for a blogging sugar mamma for ya, mrs. gates may be interested.

meantime i can sport ya about one bottle of rootbeer. booked my seasonal affective disorder winter get away trip , won't be long and i'll be camping for four months, looking for found food (find the non-sprayed avacado and papaya groves, pick the good ones on the ground). may be picking coffee beans to make some daily $$$. will take laptop , know a bevvy of 'hotspots' and can post the 'stupid famous people contest' from there. why am i telling you all this??? shit, next thing you'll be charging me for therapy.

Scout. Please, no more talk of nekkidness. I don't...

2006-08-30T23:18:00.000-07:00

Scout. Please, no more talk of nekkidness. I don't want to lose my G rating.

Anyway... You ran into Alison? Like in real life? But she lives on an island. Did you swim over? Raft? Carried by otters?

As for the 'good roll. Thanks. I'll try not to disappoint. I'm gonna shoot for at least a post a week. Sounds reasonable, so long as I have my day job. Guess nobody in the havril fanclub is a rich benefactoress who will pay me an allowance to blog full time? Didn't think so. Could you at least spot enough for a flat of rootbeer?

but, but, havril.....if there's nude funerals, sur...

2006-08-30T22:35:00.000-07:00

but, but, havril.....if there's nude funerals, surely there must be nude burials. does this mean naked ash spreading too?

ran into alison today. we're both happy you're on a good blogging roll again!!! i'll have to email cheez whiz, she'll be glad to hear this (oh no, are we havril groupies?). cheez is doing mundane things like writing her doctoral thesis....i mean geeze, why concentrate on that over blogging???

Oh me? I may look like a computer fix-it guy, but ...

2006-08-30T18:08:00.000-07:00

Oh me? I may look like a computer fix-it guy, but I'm really a blogger in disguise.

Hav- that is so clicheed. I am actually developing...

2006-08-30T08:57:00.000-07:00

Hav- that is so clicheed. I am actually developing the nude death scenario right now with the help of Sigfield and Roy's special effects team, a bevy of topless show girls, Dizzle from Inked and Neil Diamond- although I haven't exactly figure out how Neil will fit in yet.

HA!!! Read your comment about Rider fans...I suppo...

2006-08-30T08:31:00.000-07:00

HA!!! Read your comment about Rider fans...I suppose you are a Lions fan....Geroy Simon is going DOWN!!!!! :-D

ps....I am NEVER drunk at Rider games....so my shoes stay clean.
afterwards is ANOTHER story though LOL

k-dough. Nude. I didn't know that was part of the ...

2006-08-30T07:36:00.000-07:00

k-dough. Nude. I didn't know that was part of the plan. But still slumped over a toilet in a sleazy off-the-strip Vegas hotel room, right?

Hey, Saskboy...The Act will actually vest control ...

2006-08-30T07:33:00.000-07:00

Hey, Saskboy...

The Act will actually vest control over all forms of humour (except, by virtue of a drafting loophole, any 1960s novelty song) to the Chiquita family of Equador, whose patriarch is credited with inventing the banana peel gag in 1856.

Sure, sure, I write for major newspapers. But just on the side. My other gigs writing for Rick Mercer and Daily Show keep me pretty busy. And that stinking, humourless office job I go to every day -- I do that just because it's a real passion of mine and I would just die if I had to give it up to make a living from writing comedy. I'm truly blessed that I've been able to follow my suit and tie dream.

What about you -- I'm pretty sure I saw your stuff in Farmers' Jam Jar Quarterly.

Hol-ee shit! This is such a fucking coincidence. I...

2006-08-30T07:25:00.000-07:00

Hol-ee shit! This is such a fucking coincidence.

I plan to die in the nude!!!

Yes, yes, alison, I've been a huge proponent of fu...

2006-08-30T07:17:00.000-07:00

Yes, yes, alison, I've been a huge proponent of funeral stripping for some time, and I'm burning up the comment sections with my dogged advocacy for the erotic rights of the recently deceased. In fact, I'm working on a 10-part exposee of the issure right now. Still in the research stage -- interviewing strippers. Stay tuned.

Havril, I saw that you'd posted about this issue o...

2006-08-30T02:18:00.000-07:00

Havril, I saw that you'd posted about this issue of international importance on all the major blogs today and I just missed you earlier at CathiefromCanada.
Aren't you going to say anything about it here?

Don't worry everyone, when Harper passes Canada's ...

2006-08-29T23:20:00.000-07:00

Don't worry everyone, when Harper passes Canada's DMCA in the Fall, everything will be so copywrited and trademarked up the wazoo, that it will be illegal for Havril to publish anything because whoever designed the Internets Tubes has the patent for humour online.

Tell me Havril, you must write the humour editorials for some major newspaper, right?

whoa whoa wait!!! scout media international inc....

2006-08-29T20:00:00.000-07:00

whoa whoa wait!!! scout media international inc. has first publishing rights on all havril's stuff PLUS the merchandise contract. cross me havril and my blood-sucking heavy hitting lawyers will have your blogging arse!!!

k-dough, get your headhunters outta here!

ok, the CEO says: more! more! plus the steve/boreen romance novel ....btw you're past the deadine for your first edit.

fucking artists, can't rely on them.

Gee, thanks, k-man. Gee, thanks, k-man.As it's rea...

2006-08-29T13:03:00.000-07:00

Gee, thanks, k-man. Gee, thanks, k-man.

As it's really all about the 'art' for me, you can market Havril swag so long as I maintain creative control. How's "Have Havril?" as a slogan.

Wait my lawyers are telling me that might have been a contract. Wait. I am a lawyer. Shit, that might have been a contract.

Announcement: I'm starting a Havril fan club. Of c...

2006-08-29T12:33:00.001-07:00

Announcement: I'm starting a Havril fan club. Of course, I'll be sending you a pdf contract which contains a few mere items like siging off on all your merchandising rights. Is that cool with you?

Announcement: I'm starting a Havril fan club. Of c...

2006-08-29T12:33:00.000-07:00

Announcement: I'm starting a Havril fan club. Of course, I'll be sending you a pdf contract which contains a few mere items like siging off on all your merchandising rights. Is that cool with you?